UltraDEX Oral Rinse
Availability: Clicks stores nationwide
The new RetarDEX Oral Rinse promises a fresher breath and whiter teeth, and contains an ingredient that is clinically proven to break the bond of the odour-causing molecules to eliminate bad breath for up to eight hours.
What we say:
‘Retardex – seriously? Don’t judge a book by its cover or a mouthwash by its seemingly retarded name. I am totally sold on this product, retards are now welcome in my bathroom; particularly when they come with an original patented ingredient – chlorine dioxiode which has been “clinically proven” to combat bacteria all day.
‘Unlike any other rinse I’ve tried, retarDex has virtually no flavour – almost like rinsing with soft water. Try it, it’s surprisingly nice. It does come with a flavour sachet, but I figured that would be cheating. Cheating? Yes I tested this product by nervously breathing on my partners face at the end of a long day of eating, smoking and drinking coffee and my breath got an A+.
‘It also promises to remove tobacco and coffee stains. So are my teeth whiter? Difficult to prove definitively, but I want to believe they are a bit. I have tried quitting coffee and cigarettes without success, so now I’m just going to commit to rinsing for 30 seconds with “water” – praying that it isn’t just a bottle of water and I’m the retard falling for the placebo effect! Yay for fresh breath.’